I was bored and decided to read a huge list of phobias. I have listed my favorites, with commentary.
Asymmetriphobia- Fear of asymmetrical things (the only people who don't like my totties)
Centophobia- Fear of new things or ideas (also known as conservatives)
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair (these people are not a fan of your legs)
Geniophobia- Fear of chins (shouldn't live in China Town)
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis (a very lonely and pointless life)
Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements (should not read the Bible)
Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians (all of America thanks to Bush)
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums (not the men I hang out with)
Sophophobia- Fear of learning (Liberal Art majors.... wait, I guess we can't make fun of them anymore)
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